((A giant flare of blue-red fire….))
// Team RWBY.
A forest full of endermen. Holy shit YES
The entirety of Paradox Space, all of it. Including the Green Sun.
Chaos Knight, from DotA 2…
…I guess that’d depend on what level he’s at.
a legion of small red velvet cake unicorns
Space. SPACE IS COMING TO KILL ME
Aeryn and Crichton are making out on Talyn during the episode Meltdown…
THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL ME WITH FEELS.
emily prentiss is coming to kill me?? I MUST BE A SERIAL KILLER. oh wait.
shinji. yeah i think itll be real fuckin tough to beat up a 14 year old thats like a foot shorter than me. i’ll manage
Death by a starry sky
Zayn Malik from One Direction and his goddaughter. He wouldn’t try to kill me with an infant in his arms so I’m good.